The Hannigans

Ida poured boiling water into the chipped dishpan, steam molding black tendrils against

pale skin. No matter. I’m still pretty.

Her son slept in a laundry basket. A fitful child, needy, his body so hot it made her angry. Big Mum loves him more.

That Munkis woman had rushed over, waving a coiled newspaper. A girl, born last week, twelve days after her boy. Six months after the divorce. Five months and twenty-five days after a marriage. Five months and twenty-four days after she changed her name back.

Dark clouds on the horizon promised rain; Ida closed the back window.

NOTE: Historical fiction, but on a very small stage. Ida Hannigan was my grandmother - a difficult, brittle creature who never seemed to love anyone. And yet, there were stories in her life, sealed shut against the outside, like the closed windows of our old house. The dates on the graves, the names added to genealogy sites, the newspaper clippings leave an interesting trail.

#6 This Never Happened

The story goes like this.

One girl, left dancing in the rain, broke the heel off her shoe.

Damn shoe. There always is a shoe, and a slow fall, and an arm appearing out of nowhere to encircle her waist. 

Then the world slows down to the hush of breath and music; somewhere there is music welling up before the kiss.

Fairy dust scatters around them, or perhaps glitter.

That is the story.

It doesn’t end like this, an old woman silent in a wooden chair, a rocker.

It ends with that kiss.

#5 CAMPAIGN 793

“You’re such a noob.”

“Get up here now!”

“Where’s their jungler? I don’t see them.”

“I’m so hungry, can’t we order something?”

“No. Have a banana.”

“Incoming!”

“They can fly?”

“Seriously? A banana? I’m hungry!”

“A double kill! We’re amazing, little noob!”

“Stop messing about in the bushes and get farming!”

“Farming, farming, farming…”

“Smoke’s respawned; now let’s gank this mid-laner and blow the base. Then, only then, can we order pizza.”

(NOTE: If you're lost in the weeds here, you haven't had gamers take over your living room, their heads swaddled in headsets, their fingers dancing over keys and mice. For hours. Talking smack. Eating. Destroying everything in their paths.)

#4 ALL-U-CAN-EAT

“ALL-U-CAN-EAT” in neon, over the windowless door. The snow changes to sleet as she steps out of the car. Her phone is on speaker: Yuning’s not picking up so a thin, sexless voice says, “no one is available right.” She cuts the message off.

He chose this place. Why?

“PUSH.” The smell of questionable Chinese take-out hits her as the door opens. Gristly General Tao’s and fluorescent wonton soup. There is an old phrase for this feeling, she thinks, and then remembers “gorge rising.” She remembers it, right as a boney finger pierces her neck.

He chose this place.