“You’re such a noob.”
“Get up here now!”
“Where’s their jungler? I don’t see them.”
“I’m so hungry, can’t we order something?”
“No. Have a banana.”
“Incoming!”
“They can fly?”
“Seriously? A banana? I’m hungry!”
“A double kill! We’re amazing, little noob!”
“Stop messing about in the bushes and get farming!”
“Farming, farming, farming…”
“Smoke’s respawned; now let’s gank this mid-laner and blow the base. Then, only then, can we order pizza.”
(NOTE: If you're lost in the weeds here, you haven't had gamers take over your living room, their heads swaddled in headsets, their fingers dancing over keys and mice. For hours. Talking smack. Eating. Destroying everything in their paths.)
